Marie Antoinette makes her rap debut

Darlings, did you know I made my rap debut? There’s apparently a young lady who is named after a children’s snack cake: Lil Debbie. She enjoys the domestic arts (love!) and uses this tiny movie to say “I baked a cake” over and over. I mention this not to give fuel to that awful rumor that I told poor sufferings to eat cake if they’d run out of bread. That’s old news. I mention this because yours truly is singing along along with some other paintings who seem unrelated entirely to cake or the me in general.

It seems though that I’ve gone about this all backwards. I haven’t even got a rap name. A scandal, amirite? Please tell me what my rap name should be in the comments. I beg you.