Category Archives: Life at Court
What things cost at Versailles
Ever wonder how you’d make out in 18th century France with a pitiable layman’s salary? Here’s your chance to see what the good life (and the regular life) actually cost. Priest’s salary, 250 livres Princesse Lamballe’s salary as a superintendent, … Continue reading
WWMAD: Can I ask for cash this Christmas?
Each Sunday, Marie Antoinette stops whatever it is she is doing in the afterlife to help modern Maries live a life more fabulous. To have your questions answered, email whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com. My queen, I love the holidays, … Continue reading
WWMAD: Paris Hilton writes the queen
Each Sunday, in this space, Marie Antoinette fields questions about love and life and shares the fruits of her experience. If you’re in a pickle, please send your issue to whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com. Like, Omigod, Hi, First off, … Continue reading
All the Links that Are Fit to Post
Your blog mistress stumbled upon the following this week and thought you’d like a look. A museum exhibit dedicated to Marie’s rumored love, the dashing Axel von Fersen, complete with his desk, burnt letters and all. A podcast about a … Continue reading
In which a lady (repeatedly) sleeps with a man who is not her boyfriend
A weekly series in which modern day ladies ask Marie Antoinette for advice on love, life and personal disaster. To send in your own quandary, email whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com to be answered next Sunday. Marie, My boyfriend and … Continue reading
In which the rebel crafts
It might surprise you to know that Marie Antoinette was a crafter. She could hardly help it as well-bred ladies were expected to know the feminine arts, of which embroidery was one (eyelash fluttering another). Her embroidery was incorporated into … Continue reading
Covet this: Macarons fit for a Royal
It’s hard to live like a proper royal but proprietors such as the Macaron Cafe in NYC ease this burden significantly. The modern-day shop was created in tribute to an encounter between Marie-Louise, pastry chef to the French … Continue reading
WWMAD: Would Marie Antoinette have had a Blackberry?
In this weekly series, the Queen of France, answers your pressing questions about love and life. To send your own question, email whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail.com Your majesty, I love my girlfriend, but her phone is coming between us. Her phone … Continue reading


