Martin Rose/Eastnews.co.uk
Date: April 26 2013
Location: Roxwell, Essex.
LET THEM EAT CAKE: Cake maker, Amanda Macleod has made an award winning cake version of Mary Antionette!

The Marie Antoinette Cake That Took 6 Months To Make

Darlings, you have to lay eyes on this major confection created by a British mother for the country's Cake International competition. The cake took more than 200 hours to complete and features sugar eyelashes, something I wish I had back in the day.  To read more about this amazing feat, check out the story in … Continue reading The Marie Antoinette Cake That Took 6 Months To Make

"Widow Capet" by Maggie Berra, http://www.redbubble.com/people/maggiebarra/art/469237-6-widow-capet

Marie Antoinette’s Last Day

Marie Antoinette was taken to the scaffold today in 1793. She heard her sentence at 4 a.m. when the jurors filed into the hall. She was exhausted from a two-day trial accusing her of everything from espionage to incest. She was weak from  uterine bleeding, little food and lack of sleep. She heard the verdict … Continue reading Marie Antoinette’s Last Day

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Advice: When Your Mother Shouldn’t Be Borrowing Your Car

Each week, the famed Marie Antoinette of France solves the mere mortals' problems. Got your own quandary? Let the queen know at whatwouldmarieantoinettedo@gmail.com. My Queen,  My mother needs to borrow my car. The problem is it's her fault her car is in the shop to begin with. She speeds and late one night she was … Continue reading Advice: When Your Mother Shouldn’t Be Borrowing Your Car

Marie Antoinette makes her rap debut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eil5FNfQGfY Darlings, did you know I made my rap debut? There's apparently a young lady who is named after a children's snack cake: Lil Debbie. She enjoys the domestic arts (love!) and uses this tiny movie to say "I baked a cake" over and over. I mention this not to give fuel to that awful … Continue reading Marie Antoinette makes her rap debut

A Marie Antoinette Costume in 15 minutes

Usually the former queen of France uses her Sundays to dole out advice on love and life. It being nearly Halloween, she's decided to help you prepare to dress in her likeness, and has a gameplan to help you do so properly and quickly. As you put together your costumes, send photo she can post … Continue reading A Marie Antoinette Costume in 15 minutes

Advice from the queen: Don’t be that guy

Most Sundays, the most revered queen of France stops whatever she is doing to answer your questions on love and life. To ask your own question, email at whatwouldmarieantoinettedo@gmail.com. My Queen,  A friend of mine has some annoying habits. He belches loudly, wears wrinkled clothes and eats with his hands (spaghetti included). He's up for … Continue reading Advice from the queen: Don’t be that guy