Darlings, you have to lay eyes on this major confection created by a British mother for the country's Cake International competition. The cake took more than 200 hours to complete and features sugar eyelashes, something I wish I had back in the day. To read more about this amazing feat, check out the story in … Continue reading The Marie Antoinette Cake That Took 6 Months To Make
Each week, the famed Marie Antoinette of France solves the mere mortals' problems. Got your own quandary? Let the queen know at firstname.lastname@example.org. My Queen, My mother needs to borrow my car. The problem is it's her fault her car is in the shop to begin with. She speeds and late one night she was … Continue reading Advice: When Your Mother Shouldn’t Be Borrowing Your Car
I didn't bury the lede. Madonna, the Queen of Pop, recently gave tribute to me once again on her 55th birthday. She wore her hair in the style I'd made famous, drank much Champagne and apparently wore no pants. Bravo Madame Madge!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eil5FNfQGfY Darlings, did you know I made my rap debut? There's apparently a young lady who is named after a children's snack cake: Lil Debbie. She enjoys the domestic arts (love!) and uses this tiny movie to say "I baked a cake" over and over. I mention this not to give fuel to that awful … Continue reading Marie Antoinette makes her rap debut
Usually the former queen of France uses her Sundays to dole out advice on love and life. It being nearly Halloween, she's decided to help you prepare to dress in her likeness, and has a gameplan to help you do so properly and quickly. As you put together your costumes, send photo she can post … Continue reading A Marie Antoinette Costume in 15 minutes
Most Sundays, the most revered queen of France stops whatever she is doing to answer your questions on love and life. To ask your own question, email at email@example.com. My Queen, A friend of mine has some annoying habits. He belches loudly, wears wrinkled clothes and eats with his hands (spaghetti included). He's up for … Continue reading Advice from the queen: Don’t be that guy
Usually on Sunday the former queen of France tells you about the mistakes she made so you won’t make them too. I say usually because lately she's had some trouble making her deadline. See this as a virtual "Sunday" that travels with you throughout the week. If you find yourself in need of advice from … Continue reading Advice from the Queen: Your Accountant Shouldn’t Wear Furs