Advice: When Your Mother Shouldn’t Be Borrowing Your Car

Each week, the famed Marie Antoinette of France solves the mere mortals' problems. Got your own quandary? Let the queen know at whatwouldmarieantoinettedo@gmail.com. My Queen,  My mother needs to borrow my car. The problem is it's her fault her car is in the shop to begin with. She speeds and late one night she was … Continue reading Advice: When Your Mother Shouldn’t Be Borrowing Your Car

Advice from the queen: Cut, then burn the purse strings

It’s Sunday. That means that the former queen of France tells you about the mistakes she made so you won't make them too.  If you find yourself in need of advice from the former Queen of France, please email whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com. Madame, my Queen,  I have a sister who can't quite keep … Continue reading Advice from the queen: Cut, then burn the purse strings

The Ultimate Makeover: How I Transformed from Awkward Teen to Glam Dauphine

Each Sunday, Marie Antoinette takes time from her own personal afterlife to help Modern Maries like yourself navigate life’s social minefields. If you find yourself in need of advice from the former Queen of France, please email whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com. Madame my queen,  I'm starting school next week and while I'm excited there's … Continue reading The Ultimate Makeover: How I Transformed from Awkward Teen to Glam Dauphine

A queen sets her privacy settings

Each week, the queen of France answers questions of worry and wonder in this space, lending her wisdom for the masses. If you have a question for the queen, send an email to whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com.   My queen,  A woman I work with is very close with one of my good friends. It's … Continue reading A queen sets her privacy settings

Ask the Queen: Am I on the way out?

As proof of your good fortune, the last queen of France runs a weekly advice column from this space. If you need guidance or a willing ear, send an email to the queen at whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com to be answered on Sundays. My queen, I love my job but lately cutbacks have meant … Continue reading Ask the Queen: Am I on the way out?

Ask the Queen: How a queen gets noticed

Each week, the former queen of France moderates an advice column on this site, doling out wisdom based on her wide experience. to have the queen field your question, email whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com. Your majesty, I am short and young and have a hard time getting people to listen to me. What can … Continue reading Ask the Queen: How a queen gets noticed

Advice: Drama Queens and how to tell if you are one

Those looking for sound guidance have many sound avenues from which to choose. All others can consult the former queen of France who on Sundays fields questions and doles advice in this space. If you have your own question, please write her at whatwouldmarieantoinettedo at gmail dot com. Your Majesty, I have a co-worker who... … Continue reading Advice: Drama Queens and how to tell if you are one