WWMAD: What would Marie Antoinette do?
Modern ladies in a pickle, with a love problem, a friend problem or an all-around life catastrophe, have found themselves in luck. For the first time in centuries, the last queen of the ancien regime will be your Dear Abby, your Oprah, your Dr. Phil, your emotional sherpa. While Marie does not have a formal counseling background, she dealt with frenemies and enemies, was used as an international pawn, was the subject of countless scandals, and is a recovered shopaholic. She also lived during one of the most infamous social and political revolutions, was almost stabbed in her bed, and knows a thing or two about crisis. Every Sunday, she crafts advice from her unique 18th century perspective, putting her wealth of experience to use for you. Extra points awarded to letters written in fancy old-timey language.
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